highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

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shisnojon:

when someone walks by and their hand brushes your butt

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petition to make this national anthem

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